Three Things

Sunday, 16 September 2012
1. I went to the Goodwill store on Broadway to drop off a donation. Inside, there was an older man with a nice smile who was using a walker to get around. He stopped in front of a treadmill, looked at it for a moment, looked at me with a straight face and asked, "How am I supposed to get that on the bus?" Ha!

2. At Home Depot today, I picked out tile for my fireplace renovation and asked a salesperson where I could find jute twine (for a backyard project). Rather than answering my question, he asked, "You aren't going to smoke it are you?" .... .... .... Really?

3. A friend dropped off a little gift on my front porch on Saturday, cherry white lightnin'. The message with it: "A little help with tail gating. It's football time in Tennessee!!" I'm not making this up. Sadly, however, the Vols lost. :(

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